Monday, February 09, 2009

yo wassup, my kakeh? ahahakz.. salah satu insan bosan prasan nusan-tara yang rapat ngan aku ajar aku.. ahahkz..

haiyo.. just when i thought i can celebrate the end of my semester, i'm left with one last assignment.. stupid idiot..

if only my assignment were a person....


i would ask him/her to disturb some crazy dog just so i can tell my teacher that the dog ate my homework..


i would ask him/her to get a pair of earplugs cos i'll be nagging and cursing and swearing at his/her ears..


i would ask him/her to get a helmet cos i'll be whacking the crap out of him/her..


i would ask him/her to get a full body armor instead cos a helmet is not enough as i'll keep whacking the crap out of him/her..


if only my assignment were a person.... i would hope and pray that he/she won't retaliate no matter what i do to him/her.. ahahahakz..

super stressed last week.. 4 assignments in total all due last week.. ahahahkz.. whaddah crapp?? firstly there's Particle and Procedural Effects or something like that(i didn't even bother to know the name of the module.. ahahkz..) where we have to make our own rendition of mars in 3008.. my take, i would submit a blank screen and when asked y? i'd say, "erm.. dah kiamat ah, sir".. ahahakz.. so here's what my group came out with..



then there's Motion Capture..


we're supposed to act out a 30 seconds action or sth.. just so you know this pose has got nothing to do with my assignment.. i'm doing it just for people to take pictures of me.. alah.. life's not easy when you have a status similar to tom cruise's ahahakz.. ya ya.. shut up..

and in the end there was Advance Modelling for TDs..


where we learnt sculpting and zbrush.. i think this is a crap module.. firstly we learnt to sculpt clay.. just to "LEARN the human anatomy" better.. like.. ya right.. whatever crap.. then we were taught the basics controls of zbrush for like 2 weeks? and then left to do our own models in zbrush.. like.. erm... okay.... ahahkz.. stupid seyy.. might as well name it Stuped(stupid) Biped Modelling for TDs.. ahahkz.. whaddah fish?? SHeeEEsh..

and then lastly we have to submit our portfolio for fusion 09.. whaddah heck is that? its an event where we showcase our work and dream with all our might(i dunno how you're gonna do that..) that some big shot company will come to our booth, take our name and contacts and inform us about the possibilities of us working in the mega big whaddah heck company and later turn us down after finding out that we have got ns to serve.. sSHeeEEsh.. whaddah KAKEh..

then on thursday was my medical check up.. ahahahkz.. sheesh.. went with eqhmal.. ahahakz.. let's just go through quickly.. i'm gonna go real fast.. make sure you people follow k?





















finished.. did you guys follow? ahahahkz.. kk i shut up..


here's the flow of events.. first go check urine.. how? pee into this plastic bottle and dip this stick into whatever thing you have collected.. and then taste it.. and then inform the staff if yours is abit sweeter than others.. how to know if yours is sweeter? taste the other's ones as well.. ahahahkz.. just dip the stick and show the army guy.. at least mine didn't overflow out of the bottle like someone else's ahahahkz.. shHEEeeeSH.. then go take blood.. poke here poke there.. then finish.. then go check eye then check hearing.. for the hearing we were required to put on these headphones and raise our hands if we hear a beeping sound.. the frequency of the sounds were so fast that i felt as if i was flapping my arms so fast i could fly.. ahahakz.. okay next.. then go X-ray.. after being forced to kiss the bloody machine with my arms positioned like chicken wings, i went to check my teeth and then head over to the last station.. where everybody was required to remove their shirt and lock them up together with our footwears and bags in lockers.. we have to get the keys at the counter where we have to register to get the keys.. ahahakz..

here's the funny part.. after taking height, weight, went for consultation and all those whatever crap things we need to go thru, it's time for me to go get my stuff (havent get my stuff yet).. ahahhakz.. just as i walk out of the consultation room(still havent get my stuff yet), this man said, "hey don't forget to sign out and return the keys".. so i "macam paham tembam gamam lebam" go and sign out and throw the keys into the whole pile of other keys.. ahahahkz.. get the funny part? ahahahahakz.. a few giggles from the people around later made me realise that i, wearing nothing but my pants, haven't get my stuff yet and that they're all in my locker and i just threw the key to my locker into a whole pile of other keys!! whaddah cock-up man!! SHEESSH!! ahahahkz.. for a moment i just feel like shooting myself right in the head seyy.. ahahahkz.. wah shit.. then with a paper bag(an invisible one) over my head, i go and search thru the whole pile just for that one key.. ahahakz.. comments from eqhmal? - no wonder you're in pes B.. ouh ya i can't go pes A cos i'm mildly obese... MILDly only okay.. sheeEEsH.. ahahahkz.. shut up..

alright you guys wanna see what i've got for my 2nd anniversary? ahahakz.. all thanks to MY sweet lovely evil bully, Ayam.. hehe..



are they the ugliest things or what? ahahahahkz.. you expect me to wear these?? ahahahkz.. gosh.. how i wish i can be that evil?? ahahakz.. these are what she got me........ =)










and this bag.. you people wanna know something? this thing glows in the dark!! ahahahkz.. whaddah cockenathen cool or what? ahahahkz.. i became a happy man.. like happy till can touch the sky kind of happy.. ahahakz.. seriously i think if i were to take my Standing broad jump test on that day i would've passed for my bloody silver award.. ahahakz... thanks, ayam.. btw in secondary school i came across this sms once.. well it's something like this..

you're always there when i needed you, especially in my darkest cloudiest days.. my shield, my protector, my armour.. despite your skinny build of skin and bones, you were there in the coldest of rains just to keep me dry and you were my shade in the hottest of weather.. thanks for being mine all this while.. thank you, my UMBRELLA!!

when i first read the sms (honestly i can't remember who sent it), i was like... whaddah fush? ahahaahkz.. taik kan.. but yeah WHADDAH heck.. but it sounds so MUSHY kan? ahahahkz.. i love YOU!!! =)

good luck to all my friends studying for exams and preparing for your fyp or attachment presentations.. just remember that if you're too tired, too stressed, too suicidal, sometimes, you just need to let yourself loose like these ppl i noe..


well it's looks like the fyp stress are really getting into them.. ahahakz.. well i think that's it for now.. i'm too tired to continue.. well, till next time people.. see ya.. =) ciaOz.. later peEpx..

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